The vacum

"How do you keep making the lights go on and off? Write about you doing something in your house...from a pet's point of view."

Ah, it is a really nice day outside. O man he is pulling my collar. Time to go back inside. I think that I will go take a nap. I'm very tired. Im going to eat first though. Whats that? Billy is telling me something. I don't recognize this command. What is that noise? Oh my god it is the Vacum monster! Why is he using it. He knows its a bad thing! He is coming right at me. I am barking ferociously and it doesn't seem afraid at all. Billy is behind it, he isnt afraid of it at all. He is just following it around like it is harmless! What is he thinking. I need to bark at it more to scare it away from billy, if billy isnt gonna go away from it by himself. I need to protect him! Bark Bark Bark. Maybe this monster can't harm Billy. Maybe he can control it. Who cares im still going to run at it and bark.