Crazy Nights

My older brother talked me into going to midnight rodeo wit him and some friends thursday night. I had college the next day but I figured id be home by 1 which would give me enough time to get a good nights rest. I was very wrong. We got there around ten and had to wait in line for about 20 minutes, where they stamped my hands and put a bracelet on me. I had to get my hands stamped because I was below 21. Thats how they keep minors from drinking. We played some pool and had fun. they closed at 1am so we were about to leave. We get in mikes car, mike is our designated driver. We get out of the club parking lot and it becomes apparent that he has actually been drinking, without telling anyone. My brother has him pull over so he can use the bathroom. This is where things get ugly. He gets to the turn and turns into a psycho. He yells "Want me to hit the median!!!!!" and starts laughing and instantly turns right into the median dodging the sign pole by inches. He drives straight across the other side of the road into another pole and blows both right side tires. He then goes through two ditches, both of them had curbs on either side. The jeep is bouncing crazily, luckily I had my seatbelt on or I might have been thrown around quite a bit. He pulls into a car lot and speeds toward the parked cars, turning at the very last second barely avoiding the cars. He finnaly comes to a stop and my brother is yeling "get the f out thomas hes fin crazy"! My brothers door handle hasnt worked all night so hes trying to shove me out so we can both get out before he starts going again. I finnaly manage to get my seatbelt off and get out. as soon as me and my brother get out he starts going again and scrapes up two of the parked cars in the car lot. The crazy part of this is that he was laughing and yelling " OH NO" the entire time as if it was a joke. We didnt think it was very funny. After about an hour and a half of my brother, our friend Bj, and mike the driver yelling at eachother back and forth, we finnaly got a ride home. I got home at around 3:30 am. It was a pretty crappy night.